You think you’re playing a game? Nah. You’re running statistical simulations while your coffee gets colder than your bank account. The 97% RTP? It’s not luck — it’s physics wearing a blazer. And that ‘Loyalty Program’? More like a tax on hope. Start low, stop fast, and don’t cry when you lose… unless you’ve won three times in a row — then maybe you’re the algorithm.

So… who’s really winning here? 👀