97% RTP? More like ‘97% Hope You’ll Try Again’. I’ve watched my bank account cry more than my last flight. The game doesn’t crash — it just politely ignores your wallet while whispering “next round” in binary code. No predictor app works… unless it’s built into your regrets. Try the trial? Better yet — bring snacks. And remember: if you’re chasing wins after losing five times… you’re not playing against the house.

What did your last loss teach you? That luck’s just the CFO’s vacation.