Aviator Game: Statistician’s Nightmare

I once watched someone lose £15k waiting for ‘just one more flight’. I didn’t even need my Python script — my therapist did.

This isn’t gambling. It’s quantitative emotional torture.

My algorithm says: cash out at 2.3x. My heart says: wait… wait… wait…

Spoiler: the plane crashes before the heartbeat stops.

Pro tip: if your ROI is worse than your last relationship, you’re doing it wrong.

You guys in the comments—what’s your worst Aviator meltdown?

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